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Ooh, LJ is a bit faster today!
Makes a nice change ;)
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Tonight, I had an interesting experience at the White Hart that I had to share with you all.
Someone has vandalised the gents toilets a number of times tonight, and the police were called in...I was in the toilet at the time when the policeman came in with Dan, who is sharing the running of the pub now that Kurt is out of action.
A while after leaving the toilet, Dan came up to me and asked me to leave, stating that I was a suspect because I had been seen leaving the toilet around the time that one or more of the actions of vandalism had been committed.
I was shocked!
I haven't committed an act of vandalism for over 15 years. I was sitting at a table enjoying a couple of drinks with friends (you know, like what normal folks DO at a pub). In fact I had 3 pints tonight.
Of course, I questioned the decision and I said that Dave or Kurt would vouch for me as simply not being the type to commit such an act. Believe me, I'll be having words on Monday when Dave returns to work!
And of course, to cap it all I heard that after I left, ANOTHER act of vandalism was perpetrated under the noses of the staff. This time, a pool cue had been inserted into one of the ripped open pipes.
Now, I don't know how someone could have got from one side of the pub to the other, carrying a pool cue without being noticed, while allegedly claims were made that I had been watched.
What the fuck is happening to the White Hart?
I've never been chucked out of a pub in my life, and I'm appalled that someone can think I'd do something like that.
I think that the act of vandalism committed after I left vindicates me, and I hope to get some form of apology for what happened to me tonight.
Current Mood:
angry angry
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I can't believe they let this man do this...It's truly fantastic!


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I learned today that Depeche Mode have re-recorded one of their songs in Simlish, the language of The Sims...They've even done a video where the band appear as Sims.
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I've been bad.
If I get my head kicked in tonight it serves me right!
I know I'm being a bit cryptic, but I had to say something to somebody, even though I can't divulge any further information. So there we are: It is done.
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I'm falling asleep in front of the PC because I have been constantly waking up coughing all night.
This has been happening to me for the past 3 or 4 years at the same time every year...I catch a cold and get a slight cough which gets worse and worse and takes a couple of weeks to go away. Meanwhile I get little sleep and end up in a lot of pain and discomfort.
Smoking for 18 years has certainly taken its toll.
Let me serve as a warning to the rest of you (who smoke, that is)
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Dear Santa...

Dear Santa,

This year I've been busy!

Last Thursday I ruled Canada as a kind and benevolent dictator (700 points). In June I turned sinbadsilk in for tearing the tag off a mattress (3 points). In July I saved a busload of nuns in Angola (326 points). In March I farted in an elevator (-6 points). In October I stole lordkhaine's purse (-30 points).

Overall, I've been nice (993 points). For Christmas I deserve a shiny red ball!


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I dunno-I've been talking about this with friends recently because it's got me thinking...Have any of you guys out there noticed a change going on out there?
I know, I'm being deliberately vague; but this is a bit of a vague subject. I'll try and get more into specifics without naming names and all that:
There seems to be an increase in the number of 'bad' things happening to people around me...An ex-friends gets himself run over (3 times), I lose an uncle and a great aunt, a friend gets a tumour in his spine, another has a different form of cancer, several marriages and long-term relationships end, I and a friend have to rescue a woman in the street who is being wrestled to the ground by a young man, yet another friend of mine suffers whiplash from a prang at a roundabout while an old friend alost cuts off his hand in a chainsaw accident, not to mention the two strokes affecting people of my age...
And it doesn't stop there: I've had reports from friends about their friends dying or being injured. Not to mention someone throwing a pint glass at someone in the Tart last friday and a woman being punched out there the day after.
All this has happened in the past month or so.
What's going on?
I'm not given to religious beliefs and I certainly don't believe in karma; life has taught me that much. But it's like there's been a sudden increase in bad shit going on.
Is there something in the air? I know that a few of you out there have noticed it too.
I'm not overly worried, but you have to admit it's damn strange.
In fact, going back to the glass-throwing incident, I have to say that was a first for me...I'm 35 years old and I have NEVER been in a pub at the time of any incident of violence...It's like I have an aura of "nothing untoward will happen" surrounding me.
My powers are weakening!!!
But seriously, it's weird.
Current Mood:
weird weird
Current Music:
The Way it is - The Prodigy
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I used to hide behind the sofa whenever this one came on...I tried it on my daughter who is the same age I was watching it in black and white and she rushed out of the room too...Why don't they make them like this any more? I was so frightened that I have never gone near one of those stations, so it obviously worked!
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