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After going through the charlie films I ended up watching some of those old Protect and Survive films, which led me to this video...watching it reminded me of the fear that kept me awake at night throughout much of my childhood...which is why my generation is harder than subsequent generations because we grew up with the ever-present threat of global thermonuclear war hovering above our heads at all times.
Anyway, this scared the shite out of me.
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Okay, I want to talk about Daniel Charles Spowart, that guy who was run over 3 times while walking up the M3 on the inside lane southbound beween junctions 6 and 7 at 4am on sunday 15th October.

He used to be my best friend...In fact I even shared a flat with him for two and a half years.

However, I'm not sorry that he's dead.

In fact, he did some terrible things to both myself and others who I care about. A part of me is actually glad he's dead. I feel kinda bad for feeling that way, but I guess I can't help how I feel.

Still, I'm concerned for his brother and his sister, because they weren't malicious bastards and they've already lost their mum. It can't be easy for them right now.

My youngest daughter's mother called me up and asked if I could find out when the funeral will be held, and I said that I was perhaps not the best person to ask that favour from, given my feelings towards the guy, but my mum reminded me that there was a time when he wasn't such an evil cunt and that she too would like to attend his funeral.

That's made me think, so I don't know...maybe I should? He was my daughter's godfather after all.

Anyway, I've told pretty much everyone who used to know him...Not many of us have felt any sympathy for him (yes, he was THAT unpopular). But 20 years is 20 years I guess, so perhaps I will go? I don't know.

I feel like all the issues I had with him have melted away and now I feel a little lighter knowing he is dead.

He wasn't always scum. I loved him like a brother once.

But I didn't realise how much I hated him until he got splattered all over the M3.

It's like in fiction: loose plot threads are often conveniently avoided when a character dies.

Bye dan.
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Buggering hell! The broadband connection has been down since Saturday morning and BT still haven't fixed the line!
I'm doing this from the library...Oh, the shame!!!
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Your Rising Sign is Cancer

You are compassionate and kind - and the one who gives security.
And while you sometimes tire of it, people always turn to you for advice.

Emotions are your domain, and you use tend to use them for good.
But you've also been know to be very manipulative when you need to be.

You're quite loyal to those you love most - friends and family.
For everyone else, you tend take time to build up trust.
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>GREAT TRUTHS THAT LITTLE CHILDREN HAVE LEARNED:
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>1) No matter how hard you try, you can't baptise cats.
>2) When your Mum is mad at your Dad, don't let her brush your hair.
>3) If your sister hits you, don't hit her back. They always catch the
>second person.
>4) Never ask your 3-year old brother to hold a tomato.
>5) You can't trust dogs to watch your food.
>6) Don't sneeze when someone is cutting your hair.
>7) Never hold a Dust-Buster and a cat at the same time.
>8) You can't hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk.
>9) Don't wear polka-dot underwear under white shorts.
>10) The best place to be when you're sad is Grandpa's lap.
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>GREAT TRUTHS THAT ADULTS HAVE LEARNED:
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>1) Raising teenagers is like nailing jelly to a tree.
>2) Wrinkles don't hurt.
>3) Families are like fudge...mostly sweet, with a few nuts.
>4) Today's mighty oak is just yesterday's nut that held its ground.
>5) Laughing is good exercise. It's like jogging on the inside.
>6) Middle age is when you choose your cereal for the fibre, not the
>toy.
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>GREAT TRUTHS ABOUT GROWING OLD
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>1) Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.
>2) Forget the health food. I need all the preservatives I can get.
>3) When you fall down, you wonder what else you can do while you're
>down there.
>4) You're getting old when you get the same sensation from a rocking
>chair that you once got from a roller coaster.
>5) It's frustrating when you know all the answers but nobody bothers
>to ask you the questions.
>6) Time may be a great healer, but it's a lousy beautician.
>7) Wisdom comes with age, but sometimes age comes alone.
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>THE FOUR STAGES OF LIFE:
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>1) You believe in Santa Claus.
>2) You don't believe in Santa Claus.
>3) You are Santa Claus.
>4) You look like Santa Claus.
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>SUCCESS:
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>At age 4 success is . . . not piddling in your pants.
>At age 12 success is . . . having friends.
>At age 17 success is . . . having a drivers licence.
>At age 35 success is . . . having money.
>At age 50 success is . . . having money.
>At age 70 success is . . . having a drivers licence.
>At age 75 success is . . . having friends.
>At age 80 success is . . . not piddling in your pants.
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Okay...I corrected the spelling mistake and perhaps mucked around with the HTML a little!


Your Dominant Intelligence is Linguistic Intelligence

You are excellent with words and language. You explain yourself well.
An elegant speaker, you can converse well with anyone on the fly.
You are also good at remembering information and convincing someone of your point of view.
A master of creative phrasing and unique words, you enjoy expanding your vocabulary.
You also like to eat live mice.

You would make a fantastic poet, journalist, writer, teacher, lawyer, politician, or translator.
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" The Punching bag"

You are 83% fuckable!

Yeah, you're fuckable. Probably fucked, too. You can be so wild sometimes that you may even be, well, how should I put this nicely, easy. Wild and kinky is good, but you should lean to use it in maderation. Hold out a bit when it comes to having sex with a new person. You don't have to let it all hang out! Sure, people want you, but it's probably because they know they could have you. It's ok to play hard-to-get once and a while. In fact, it makes you even sexier!












My test tracked 1 variable How you compared to other people your age and gender:
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You scored higher than 99% on humpers




Link: The how fuckable are you? Test written by ShizzleBitch on OkCupid Free Online Dating, home of the The Dating Persona Test
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